8-year-old: Kids at school play this game called Infection where everyone is It. I don’t like it, because eventually I’m being chased by a wall of people, and some people lie and say they’re not It, and then tag you. And it seems like there’s no way to in.
Me: Very on-the-nose.
She was supposed to be napping, but instead my 5-year-old decided to invent a “Coronavirus Vacuum” to suck the virus out of the air. It comes complete with “jelly donuts disguised as red blood cells to attract the virus and keep it trapped inside.”
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